We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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