is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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