Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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