Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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