There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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