Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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