new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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