Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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