The brown eye won't let me do that either.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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