..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
In America we eat man semen.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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