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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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