my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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