My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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