why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Swine flu is the new snow day.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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