did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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