Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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