Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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