fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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