I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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