Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
