id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
is it fun? or sober?
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