the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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