its not stalking. its research.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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