Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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