I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
false alarm, still single
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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