how hairy? two words: wookie tits
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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