oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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