Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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