Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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