There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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