it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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