why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
