Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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