it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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