Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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