Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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