I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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