you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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