Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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