I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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