You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My feet surprised me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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