Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
