3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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