Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
