Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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