oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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