I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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