no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
