"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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