Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i think my mom watched the whole time
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
