is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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