You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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