i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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