i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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